"One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of Goda€?s existence."

"Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you got today for tomorrow may never come."

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

"The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading: men are created different; they lose their social freedom and their individual autonomy in seeking to become like each other."

"Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds divide."

"I was too green to know that all cynicism masks a failure to cope -- an impotence, in short; and that to despise all effort is the greatest effort of all."

"For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency."

"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."

"In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love."

"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."

"My vigor, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from."

"Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed."