"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect."

"Many people have died for their beliefs鈥?The real courage is living and suffering for what you believe."

"There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed."

"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

"He marries best who puts it off until it is too late."

"If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another."

"The laborer is worthy of his reward."