"I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me."

"Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. We've all worked with that person. That person is a drag."

"The absence of love is the most abject pain."

"Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind."

"We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge."

"Life is short; live it up."

"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma: but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest."

"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals."

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

"If studidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

"A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."