"Things are so bad in Massachusetts now they don't even bother to plough Route 128 when it snows."

"A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation. A politician is a statesman who places the nation at his service."

"'Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex."

"To believe in yourself and to follow your dreams, to have goals in life and a drive to succeed, and to surround yourself with the things and the people that make you happy - this is success!"

"Well, Woody, It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

"If a child lives with approval, he learns to live with himself."

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people to live as one wishes to live."

"Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?"

"The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in what one has to do."

"Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking."

"There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat."

"If you are prepared, then you are able to feel confident."