"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul."

"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."

"The finest words in the world are only vain sounds if you cannot understand them."

"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."

"PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well."

"It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you."