"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?"

"One half of the world can not understand the pleasures of the other."

"An artist cannot do anything slovenly."

"The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's."

"Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure."

"Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves."

"How much more doth beauty beauteous seem by that sweet ornament which truth doth give!"

"Fall down seven times, get up eight."

"The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end."

"Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."

"He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion."

"If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there."