"We are so vain that we even care for the opinions of those we don't care for."

"The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy."

"The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees. Then they fell upon the aborigines."

"Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway."

"Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all, and bad men are made no better by them."

"I've never met a man who combined spiritual depth, musical ability, and international fame with such grace, charm, and humility as Johnny."

"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying."

"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all."

"I have loved like a child collecting shells along the shore line, discarding one shell for another of seemingly more outward beauty with no knowledge of the pearls that were hidden within."

"Jean Paul Sartre says in 'No Exit' that hell is other people. Well, our task in life is to make it heaven. Or at least earth."

"England and America are two countries seperated by the same language."

"To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man."