"The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle."

"Experience is a good school, but the fees are high."

"Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you possess."

"Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo man B??cher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen)"

"The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin."

"There are more fools in the world than there are people."

"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."

"If you can't bite, don't show your teeth."

"Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts..."

"Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no vision."

"Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once."

"Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there must be a deficiency of information, or...of something else."