"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"But pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty."

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."

"Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much."

"PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything."

"1. During civil disturbance adopt such an attitude that people do not attach any importance to you - they neither burden you with complicated affairs, nor try to derive any advantage out of you."

"We now accept the fact that learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn."